I've found over my four years of being a mom that I have said things that sound REALLY strange. Some of the statements sound especially strange if you don't know the context they were said in! I thought people would get a kick out of some of them--and I thought I would laugh about them again when I look back! So, here's a few things I've actually said to the boys...from the "don't lick" category...
Don't lick the oven!
Don't lick his head!
Don't lick the screen!
Don't lick the tires!
Don't lick the floor!
Don't lick the window!
Don't lick my face!
I'll try to add more as I remember them, or as I say them in the future! Do you have any of your own?
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In regards to his baby sister:
'don't take her pants off'
'don't growl at her'
'don't scratch her'
'don't pick her up like that'
'don't wipe that on her'
'don't put that in her mouth'
'don't put the afghan on top of her'
It's amazing that she survives!
Angie, I can't almost hear the words coming out of your mouth! :) I can almost picture your kids too! Your little Violet will be one tough girl!
Yesterday evening I also added "don't lick the TV" and "don't lick the entertainment center". Good grief!
How about "DON'T LICK THE CAT!" Why must everything go in the mouth?
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